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I'm $3665 a night, HARHAR.

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 8:09 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: sufjan stevens
  • Reading: textbooks
  • Playing: sims 3
that's goooooood money.

I AM SOOOO BORED.
SUMMER SUCKS, AND I'M EXPRESSING MY DISTASTE VIA CAPS LOCK.
IS ANYONE ELSE BORED ENOUGH TO OFFER ME SOMETHING TO DO?
ART TRADE? HELL, I'LL DO REQUESTS. HONESTLY. LAAAAAAAAME.

anyhoo, stole this from someone I'm watching. I don't care at this point.

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other-$75

Total: $75


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15

Total so far: $90


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $25

Total so far: $165


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $265


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $1235


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $1440


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1515

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1965


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[x] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2665


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3665

sorry about the birth order, long story.


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:iconfrozen-lightning:
How can you be the first born, the middle child, /and/ the third born, Blaire? xD

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“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
:iconvideneige:
my dad has two older half daughters.
and my mutti has two younger kids.
I was born between the two sets.
I was my father's third,
my mother's first,
and the middle of them all! : D
:iconfrozen-lightning:
Oh, I see!
That's cool.
Though it seems like cheating... :/

--
“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
:iconvideneige:
hmm. oh well. I've grown used to the idea.
The older two don't live with us, and I'll be leaving
the nest soon, anyhow. c'est la vie, you know? : P
:iconipod-love:
DRAW ME A GIRAFFE.
:3 I'LL DRAW YOU A LION.

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You've been pwned.


Srsly.
:iconvideneige:
OKAY. I'LL DO IT TOMORROW.
-SLEEPS-
AT...nnnn...
YOUR!...nn..zzzz...
HOUSE. D:
-sleepysleepysleepy-
:iconfrozen-lightning:
Yeah.
My two older half-brothers don't live with us.
They're both lawyers now.
Well, one is.
The other one is still taking the Bar.

--
“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
:iconvideneige:
taking bar?
um, I am confused.
Is this a lawyer test?
:iconfrozen-lightning:
Yes, yes it is.

--
“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

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