Not stolen from Zelda this time, woo.

Re-post this as your name followed by "ology"

***********FOOD-OLOGY**************
What is your salad dressing of choice? plain vinegar.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? The Melting Pot, or Lambert's. : D.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it? Chinese takeout.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? pineapple, and black olives.
What do you like to put on your toast? ew. no toast, please.

***********TECHNOLOGY****************
How many televisions are in your house? Erm, six here, and 5 at Mutti's.
What color cell phone do you have? er, chrome and black.

***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed? almost ambi. ALMOST.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? No thank you.
What is the last heavy item you lifted? Um, 3 severely overweight cats...AT ONCE!
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? 3 times, no...4. 5? I can't recall.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Yes. I'm to anxious to be left clueless.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I dunno. Maybe something simple.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Fudge yes. Hot sauce is tasty.

************DUMBOLOGY*****************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Um, 3. No, four!
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? A month ago, driving 'dangerously' slow.
Last person you talked to? Victoire
Last person you hugged? Mutti

**************FAVORITOLOGY**************
Season? NOT SUMMER. -melts-
Holiday? Halloween & Christmas
Day of the week? Thursday
Month? March & October

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
Mood? stressed. eurgh.
What are you listening to? pandora.com
Watching? Scrubs
Worrying about? college exams.

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning? back to sleep,
What's the last movie you saw? 'defiance'
Do you smile often? sometimes. more than not, at least.

**************QUESTIONS**************
1) Do you always answer your phone? hell to the no.
2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? probably katie, or parker.
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be? green. Or a warm brown.
4) Do you come to a complete stop at "STOP" signs? or I'd die, allegedly.
5) Do you own a digital camera? two, no. three. 2 nice ones.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish? Two. Dotty and Sir Princeton Prescott Peridot Periwinkle-pants. Pffffth.
7) Favorite Christmas song? um. Carol of the Bells & Ave Maria
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday? a polaroid camera.
9) Can you do push ups? if I cared.
10) Can you do a chin up? hell to the no.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited? a little of both.
12) Do you have any saved texts? I used to.
13) Ever been in a car wreck? No, thank Mary, Joseph, and Jesus.
14) Do you have an accent? I used to, and I've been told I still do.
15) What is the last song to make you cry? things like that don't make me cry.
16) Plans tonight? SLEEP.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? there were a couple times.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?um, coffee, newspaper, movie ticket.
19) Have you ever been given roses? countless times.
20) What time did you wake up? twelve.
21) Current hate right now? poor grades.
22) Met someone who changed your life? a few.
23) How did you bring in the New Year? drinking. cheers.
24) What song represents you? "Sideways" Citizen Cope
25) Name three people who might complete this? IDKnow.
26) What were you doing 12 AM last night? test prep.
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? WANT MOAR SLEEP....HHGGNGGHGGHHhhhhzzzzz.

She loves you YEAH YEAH YEAH!

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[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 28

DEAR GOD, I'm almost thirty! :c

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I am le tired.

ANOREXIA
[x] You have dry skin.
[x] You eat one meal.
[x] You're very weak.
[x] You hate yourself. (my physicality.)
[ ] You starve yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be more skinny.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] People think you are too skinny.
Total: 6

ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:
[x] Your mind is all over the place.
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You can't cooperate well.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
Total: 3

BIPOLAR DISORDER:
[x] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[ ] You are antisocial.
[x] You have very high self esteem sometimes. (Yay fake God complex! CB)
[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of or attempted suicide.
Total: 4

BULIMIA:
[ ] You throw up all of your food.
[ ] You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have no control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted.
[x] You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] People think you're way too skinny.
Total: 2

CONDUCT DISORDER:
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[x] You often find yourself in fights.
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans or animals.
[ ] You have raped or molested someone.
[ ] You destroyed property on purpose.
[x] You always lie.
[x] You stay out all night.
[x] You have ran away from home.
Total: 4

DEPRESSION:
[x] You are always sad.
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] You always find yourself in bed or around the house all day.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school.
[x] You have thought of or attempted suicide. (See above.)
[x] You have ran away from home.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 8

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
[x] You have daily rituals.
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, AIDs, or any kind of germs.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 7

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER:
[x] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments or memories in your life
[x] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments or memories in your life.
[x] You sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] You can be or are antisocial.
[x] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[x] You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] You can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age.
Total: 9

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
[ ] You often have hallucinations.
[x] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 6